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Life Vs Donkey, Dog & Monkey

Life  Vs  Donkey, Dog & Monkey

God created the donkey
and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."

The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50years is much. Give me only 20years"
God granted his wish.

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God created the dog
and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and
you will live 30years.
You will be a dog. "

The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30years is too much,give me only15 years.
" God granted his wish.
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God created the monkey
and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live
20 years. "

The monkey answered:
"To live 20years is too much, give me only 10years."
God granted his wish.
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Finally God created man...
and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20years."

Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30years that the donkey refused,
the 15years that the dog did not want and
the 10years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish

And since then, man lives
20 years as a man ,

marries and spends
30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.

Your Comments are Welcome

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Comments for Life Vs Donkey, Dog & Monkey

This is reality..
SLMAN on Fri, Dec 19, 2008

very true
hitman on Tue, Dec 23, 2008

I think this story match with present world. in the past, i dont think it happened
nowadays that is the reallity
jaya on Wed, Dec 24, 2008

very true
Charith on Mon, Dec 29, 2008

absolutely true

hats off to whoever who put it down in writing

yvonne on Thu, Sep 10, 2009

I dont how this person konws about my private life.......hello are you my nabour.....
Channa on Wed, Nov 25, 2009

hw ever this is da truth
Lak on Wed, Nov 25, 2009

oh... Marvelous...Realy true..( & Good Joke)
Anula Madapatha on Fri, Nov 27, 2009

excellent creation.
wishwa on Fri, Jan 08, 2010

very nice, this is not joke this real lession, wel done and keep it up
Musny on Wed, May 26, 2010

exellent
raz on Mon, Jun 21, 2010

What aaaaaaaaaa......................
chand on Fri, Aug 20, 2010

though its looks like joke its the reality
ISHQ on Sat, Aug 28, 2010

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